Primeira Piada de Português em Inglês

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words:
"GREEN", "PINK", and "YELLOW".

The Italian was the first: - "I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK day."

The French was the next: - "I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV."

Last one was the Portuguese: - "I wake up in the morning; I hear the phone
GREEN... GREEN... GREEN..., I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!"
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Obs: Pra quem não entedeu pede para o Marcel que ele traduz